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OLD PROSPECTORS: "IN THE MEDIA"

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EUREKA!, OLD PROSPECTORS' INAUGURAL ALBUM, DROPS 11/23

OCT 20, 2019 - MILWAUKEE, WI - After four (Favre) years of honing their craft, the Old Prospectors at long last will release Eureka!, their first album together, featuring the psych/funk/prog sounds that have caught the attention of fans across the globe. "I think there's something for everyone here," said former Major League slugger Mark McGwire. "It's the perfect thing to listen to after a long day of hitting dingers."

LOCAL MAN'S IDEA CONSIDERED BY SNACK GIANT

SEP 10, 2019 - FOND DU LAC, WI - Local Cartographer-in-Training, Francis Buffy, also a guitarista for Milwaukee-based band, The Old Prospectors, suggested a new cereal idea that is under review by the Frito Lay™ corporation. The idea - dubbed "Cheeto-O's" features reshaped Cheeto snacks being explored by a committee. "We're especially excited about the milk that cou...

"LINUS AND LUCY" VIDEO USED IN LOCAL AD

JUL 19, 2019 - THUNDER BAY, ON - In an effort to avoid copyright infringement while working holiday music into an ad for his local used car dealership, Rusty "No Rust On My Inventory" Reichert used audio from the Old Prospectors' recently released "Linus and Lucy" video to avoid a potential lawsuit for using the original recordi...

PHOTOSHOP TROLL RUINS LOCAL DRUMMER BOY'S REPUTATION

MAY 28, 2019 - Local Pokemon Card trading websites have confirmed widespread circulation of a photo featuring local drummer boy, Dan Dahlerson. These photos are rumored to portray Dahlerson, percussionist for the Old Prospectors as a host of famed "fake" news show, Infowars, normally hosted by Alex Jones. "It just doesn't make sense," said Gerry Goldsbe....

WOODSTOCK '19 REUNION CONCERT RUMORED NOT TO INCLUDE OLD PROSPECTORS

FEB 23, 2019 - BETHEL, NY - Rumors are beginning to circulate around the lineup for the rumored 50th Anniversary of Woodstock Celebration at a site near the original Woodstock Festival in 1969. "We can confirm that Led Zeppelin and the Old Prospectors will definitely not be there, but The Who, Dead & Company a...

CHUCKLEBERRY INN TO CLOSE AT MONTH'S END

DEC 16, 2018 - HANNIBAL, MO - Former American businessman, stalwart portable DVD player investor, and Old Prospectors keyboardist, Franquil Bufay has shut down his fledgling hotel and comedy club chain after an abysmal earnings report scared away investors. "It was always more of a funny idea than a legitmate business proposition," said Bufay, addressing reporters from the Becky Thatcher Theater...

MILWAUKEE SYNTHANY ORCHESTRA ANNOUNCES SPRING CONCERT SERIES

OCT 16, 2018 - MILWAUKEE, WI - In a joint statement, the newly formed Milwaukee Synthany Orchestra today announced a string of dates to inaugurate their newfound collaboration. A collective of local synthesizer players from such groups as Neocaveman, the Old Prospectors, Faithless Followers, Tonbi Claw, Conundrum, and more, this all-synthesizer orchestra plans an ambitious touring schedule to come...

NARCJAM '07 BOX SET ANNOUNCED

AUG 10, 2018 - Earlier today, wookmaps.com and LLC.Biz.GovLLC™ finally heard the requests from their international fanbase and announced the release of NarcJam '07: The Very Best of, Presented by UnderArmour. The compilation is expected to include set highlights from Staind, Fountains of Wayne, Hollywood Undead, the Old Prospectors, and some of the event's other most memorable shows.